'Good afternoon, Mr Wood's Fossils.'
Long pause, some mumbling and muffled sounds.
'Hello, is that Mr Dale?'
'Yes it is.'
'I am phoning from Microsoft, because our searches have found a problem with your Windows.'
'My Windows?'
'Yes sir. You have downloaded some malicious files which have caused viruses to appear on your computer, which have made it work more slowly. And they may destroy your files.'
'But I have anti-virus on my computer.'
'Sir, anti-virus is not enough, because new viruses are created all the time, and some may have got into your computer. We can help you with a great service. Are you in front of your computer?'
'Oh no. Well I don't want viruses on my computer. What can be done?'
'Sir I am phoning from Microsoft and we can provide you with a free service where we will check your computer for viruses and remove them for you.'
'Oh, that sounds good. Thank you. Should I post it to you? How long will it take? I use my computer quite a lot. Almost every day.'
'Sir, we are in America. Are you in front of your computer at the moment?'
'I am, but I can have it boxed up pretty quickly. What's your address? If I just put Microsoft, America, will that work? How long will you need, because I'd like back pretty quickly. What's your zip code? Do you have a zip code?'
'Sir.... sir it's 1585455. Sir, are you in front of your computer?'
'Microsoft, America 1585455. Ok, great. I will have it boxed up with lots of bubble wrap and in the post to you tomorrow morning, but please - once you've removed the viruses can you get it back in the mail to me as soon as possible? I'll put a return address label in the box. Thanks for you help with this - I have to go now.'
'Sir?'
'Bye!'
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Friday, 20 December 2013
Tuesday, 15 October 2013
First class
I collect teeth and £2 coins. I used to collect the little grey rubbery bits from the inside of fizzy drink bottles. Despite once being given a packet of sticky, fiddly little paper hinges and an envelope of stamps of the world, I've never collected stamps.
This morning, as my normal Post Office is closed for refurbishment, I went a little further afield. And there, off-guard, in the unfamiliar surroundings of St Mary's Street Post Office, I accidentally collected some stamps. It was a set of ten, in a clear envelope, called Dinosaurs - Fossil Reptiles From The UK. Of the ten, only six are actually dinosaurs, but I guess Dinosaurs makes for a more immediate title, and it'll surely sell more than Massive Reptiles of the Olden Days would have.
The set I got comes on a fold-out backing card, with lots of information on the timeline of dinosaur discoveries, pioneering palaeontologists, important localities, and then stuff on the reptiles themselves. I suppose I should actually get some to use as stamps, too. I had a look at the Royal Mail site to see how they were being sold. Being new to stamp collecting, I didn't realise there was a considerable range of options. Framed sets, canvas prints, badges... Anyway. I suppose my point is that were you ever to consider collecting stamps, these ones are nice.
This morning, as my normal Post Office is closed for refurbishment, I went a little further afield. And there, off-guard, in the unfamiliar surroundings of St Mary's Street Post Office, I accidentally collected some stamps. It was a set of ten, in a clear envelope, called Dinosaurs - Fossil Reptiles From The UK. Of the ten, only six are actually dinosaurs, but I guess Dinosaurs makes for a more immediate title, and it'll surely sell more than Massive Reptiles of the Olden Days would have.
The set I got comes on a fold-out backing card, with lots of information on the timeline of dinosaur discoveries, pioneering palaeontologists, important localities, and then stuff on the reptiles themselves. I suppose I should actually get some to use as stamps, too. I had a look at the Royal Mail site to see how they were being sold. Being new to stamp collecting, I didn't realise there was a considerable range of options. Framed sets, canvas prints, badges... Anyway. I suppose my point is that were you ever to consider collecting stamps, these ones are nice.
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Thursday, 8 August 2013
Fake fin film fuss
I like sharks. I like megalodon teeth and the idea of a 60ft shark. I also like yeti, Nessie, oran pendek and cryptozoology in general. It's nice to think there's a chance there's something mysterious out there, still waiting to be formally discovered; that those fuzzy glimpses of a guy in a gorilla suit might turn out to be bigfoot, that El Chupacabra might eventually be trapped on a Chilean goat farm and paraded on YouTube. I know* that's not going to happen. But I'd still like to believe that... So I can see that there might be a great market for a mockumentary on megalodon, suggesting the giant shark might still haunt the oceans waiting for some unlucky divers and battling enormous squid.
The Discovery Channel recently aired just that, with Megalodon: The Monster Shark Lives for Shark Week - a celebration of all things sharky, and a big deal in the US, which unfortunately doesn't get much press over here. The fake documentary seems to have caused a bit of an upset, angering Twitterland for blurring the fact/fiction lines. Discovery stuck in a a few disclaimers, and with actors playing scientists and some cheesy dramatic music I can't imagine it'll have resulted in thousands of people cancelling their beach holidays or buying a harpoon gun for their canoe. If megalodon hadn't actually died out two million years ago and was still swimming around somewhere we'd know about it by now. With marine exploration reaching new depths and the accessibility and connectivity of modern research it would be very difficult to keep a gargantuan eating machine hidden away.
I haven't seen the show, but I'd like to. If the program wasn't perhaps as factual as might be expected from what purports to be an educational channel, I think it's acceptable to have a balanced approach to conveying information, with entertainment an effective tool in moderation. There's room for both. Spinal Tap didn't put me off going to see live music. Now if you'll excuse me, the skies are darkening and I must retreat to my sharknado bunker.
*In the acceptable degree of certainty, based on all available evidence type of knowing, for all you pedants.
The Discovery Channel recently aired just that, with Megalodon: The Monster Shark Lives for Shark Week - a celebration of all things sharky, and a big deal in the US, which unfortunately doesn't get much press over here. The fake documentary seems to have caused a bit of an upset, angering Twitterland for blurring the fact/fiction lines. Discovery stuck in a a few disclaimers, and with actors playing scientists and some cheesy dramatic music I can't imagine it'll have resulted in thousands of people cancelling their beach holidays or buying a harpoon gun for their canoe. If megalodon hadn't actually died out two million years ago and was still swimming around somewhere we'd know about it by now. With marine exploration reaching new depths and the accessibility and connectivity of modern research it would be very difficult to keep a gargantuan eating machine hidden away.
I haven't seen the show, but I'd like to. If the program wasn't perhaps as factual as might be expected from what purports to be an educational channel, I think it's acceptable to have a balanced approach to conveying information, with entertainment an effective tool in moderation. There's room for both. Spinal Tap didn't put me off going to see live music. Now if you'll excuse me, the skies are darkening and I must retreat to my sharknado bunker.
*In the acceptable degree of certainty, based on all available evidence type of knowing, for all you pedants.
Monday, 29 July 2013
It was boys
'Do you have any meteorite geodes?'
'Geodes? Do you mean meteorites that have been cut in half?'
'Well, we saw some once that you opened up and there was meteorite inside, like an explosion.'
'Oh. Well we don't have any like that, but there are some sectioned pieces and some slices I can show you.'
We walk to the cabinet.
'Here - see these rectangular slices towards the back of this shelf? Those are pieces of a Swedish meteorite, and the ones in front are from Russia.'
'The metal-coloured ones?'
'Yes. They are mostly iron.'
'No, these were more like a sort of explosion inside the rock. You opened them up and it was all sticking out. Like an explosion.'
I slide the door closed.
'On the drive back to Peebles one day we saw three stones sitting in a line, in the road. Do you think they might have been meteorites that had just fallen?'
'No, I don't think so. Even small meteorites would leave a noticeable mark on the ground when they hit.'
'So it must have just been boys putting them there, then.'
'Maybe boys.'
'Geodes? Do you mean meteorites that have been cut in half?'
'Well, we saw some once that you opened up and there was meteorite inside, like an explosion.'
'Oh. Well we don't have any like that, but there are some sectioned pieces and some slices I can show you.'
We walk to the cabinet.
'Here - see these rectangular slices towards the back of this shelf? Those are pieces of a Swedish meteorite, and the ones in front are from Russia.'
'The metal-coloured ones?'
'Yes. They are mostly iron.'
'No, these were more like a sort of explosion inside the rock. You opened them up and it was all sticking out. Like an explosion.'
I slide the door closed.
'On the drive back to Peebles one day we saw three stones sitting in a line, in the road. Do you think they might have been meteorites that had just fallen?'
'No, I don't think so. Even small meteorites would leave a noticeable mark on the ground when they hit.'
'So it must have just been boys putting them there, then.'
'Maybe boys.'
Monday, 3 June 2013
Missing people
There are considerable differences between humans and our closest relatives, chimps and bonobos. It might not always seem like it at a kids party or on the night bus, but there are. They are smaller, in general, and hairier. They are less organised. There are plenty more differences, despite the surprising similarity of our genetic make-up. So it's perhaps only natural we're so keen to find out about our long-lost cousins, the Neanderthal. Someone much more like us.
I've bemoaned the Neanderthal's poor reputation before, but they seem to have been experiencing a gradual rehabilitation as we learn more. Public perception always takes a little while to catch up to the current thinking of those working in the field, of course, and we now know our close relative wasn't the club-wielding, grunting imbecile we had painted him. They used advanced tools, hunted large herbivores, and even cooked their meals. Neanderthal survived in Europe, often in harsh climates, for hundreds of thousands of years. So why, at sometime around 30,000 years ago, did this competent cousin of ours disappear?
There's a conference in London this week to try to get to the bottom of it all. Of course we're curious - can you imagine how Possibly the key question is the level of our own culpability. Was Neanderthal just a species ill-adapted to its time and environment or did Homo sapiens play a part in their downfall? We await the verdict.
I've bemoaned the Neanderthal's poor reputation before, but they seem to have been experiencing a gradual rehabilitation as we learn more. Public perception always takes a little while to catch up to the current thinking of those working in the field, of course, and we now know our close relative wasn't the club-wielding, grunting imbecile we had painted him. They used advanced tools, hunted large herbivores, and even cooked their meals. Neanderthal survived in Europe, often in harsh climates, for hundreds of thousands of years. So why, at sometime around 30,000 years ago, did this competent cousin of ours disappear?
There's a conference in London this week to try to get to the bottom of it all. Of course we're curious - can you imagine how Possibly the key question is the level of our own culpability. Was Neanderthal just a species ill-adapted to its time and environment or did Homo sapiens play a part in their downfall? We await the verdict.
Wednesday, 15 May 2013
Malawania - swimming against the tide of 'informed' opinion.
Sometimes, analyses don’t give you the results you are
expecting. Sometimes that is down to
human error – but at other times it is simply because the model you have
in your head is wrong.
Take the new ichthyosaur published in Biology Letters today, Malawania
anachronus. It was discovered in
1952 by British petroleum geologists working in Iraq – walking down a mule track,
they were engaged in an argument, when one of them happened to look down at the
slab of rock that he was standing on.
Dragged into position to dam a small river, the block (right) contained the
remains of an ichthyosaur, consisting of some skull remains, much of the
postcranial skeleton, and critically including significant pectoral girdle
material. As this was the only
ichthyosaur known from the Middle East, the geologists realised its importance,
and brought it back with them to (what is today called) the Natural History
Museum (London). There, it came to the
attention of Robert Appleby, who up to the early 1970s was the only person
working on ichthyosaurs in Britain .
Appleby was fascinated by the specimen – it had been
recorded at the museum as Lias (Early Jurassic) in age, but he recognised it as
having an archaic form, and wondered if it might actually be Late
Triassic. He started his investigations
around the end of 1974, contacting members of the original survey team, in an
attempt to constrain the age of the specimen, and identify which formation the
slab could have come from. Over the next
4 years, the authorities who had worked in the region told him repeatedly that
the Triassic in that area was barren of fossils, and it must have come from the
Jurassic Sargelu Formation. As Appleby
prepared his manuscript to submit to the journal Palaeontology in summer of 1979, he sent photographs of some isolated
pollens from the block to the Cambridge
palynological authority Norman Hughes, asking him if he could determine
whereabouts in the Jurassic sequence the specimen could have come from. He got an unexpected reply.
When I came across this unresolved work in his
archives, I determined to try to complete the journey of this publication (and
others). The first thing that I did was
take a new sample
from the slab (left) – although it first of all yielded the organic
residue that Hughes had obtained, further processing by Steve Brindley and
James Riding (BGS) yielded a sample whose pollen/spore assemblage perfectly
matched Hughes’ assessment over thirty years earlier: Early Cretaceous
(specifically, late Hauterivian-Barremian).
At this point, I approached Valentin Fischer (a specialist on Early
Cretaceous ichthyosaurs) to join Darren Naish on writing duties. Fischer was a perfect choice, as he was not
only familiar with the development of literature and new specimens over the
last twenty years (and the changes to our understanding of ichthyosaur
relationships), but he had already seen signs that the end Jurassic extinction
had not been quite so rough an experience for ichthyosaurs as had previously
been thought. As such, he was not
trapped in the orthodox mindset that only a very few closely-related
ichthyosaurs (all members of Ophthalmosauridae – a family Appleby was extremely
familiar with) actually made it through to the Cretaceous. It is conclusively not a member of that
family (lacking all derived features), and structures of its scapula and
forepaddle clearly show it to be archaic, as recovered time and again from our analyses. It is – if
you like – a fossilised ‘living
fossil’: when the coelacanth was recovered off the coast of South Africa in the early twentieth
century, it was thought to have been extinct for more than 70 million years. So finding Malawania almost 70 million years after it was thought to be
extinct is a similar surprise. And just
as that one specimen was incontrovertible evidence of the survivial of the
coelacanth, so this single specimen is also true of the survival of Malawania’s kind.
But they will have to – because there are more specimens to
come.
Guest post by Jeff Liston, Co-Author, Yunnan Key Laboratory for Palaeobiology, Yunnan University, Kunming, Yunnan Province, People’s Republic of China.
The slab as originally found, near Chia Gara, Amadia. |
Robert Appleby's original text figure of the skull region, submitted for his description. |
Hughes queried whether he had received the correct images,
as the samples from the ichthyosaur block clearly indicated a Cretaceous
(probably pre-Aptian) age.
This just did
not fit with what Appleby was expecting at all.
He had been told by one of the geologists that the Cretaceous beds were
some distance away from the locality where the slab was found, and (in somewhat
derogatory terms) that the local people simply would not have expended the
effort required to transport the slab that far.
Hughes attempted a further sample from the block, but this time could
only obtain organic residue. Appleby
appears to have decided that the first sample had in some way become confused,
and with Hughes’ second sample proving inconclusive, abandoned further
palynological attempts at dating the slab.
Instead, he tried to pursue the age of the slab based on invertebrate
fossils in the area….in effect, he was becoming distracted into trying to
determine the age of the local geology, rather than the slab containing the
ichthyosaur.
Some of the images of the 1979 sampled
palynomorphs that led Norman Hughes to identify their source as undoubtedly Early Cretaceous. |
Appleby eventually had his paper accepted for Palaeontology in the late eighties –
provided he could tick one final box: resolve the age of the specimen. Busy working on his massive monograph of the
ichthyosaurs, he decided to leave the Iraq specimen (which he had planned
to call Iraqisaurus kurdistanensis)
until his monograph was completed.
Sadly, he died only five days after he had written the last pages, some
years later, so never returned to work on the date for the Iraq ichthyosaur.
The slab NHMUK PV R6682 in July 2007, prior to
matrix being resampled for pollen/spores/dinoflagellates. White boots for scale. |
There is a certain unity to the assessment of the specimen
by Appleby, and Fischer’s work: both recognised the specimen as unusually
‘archaic’ in its morphology. Fischer,
however, was neither constrained by poor advice from local ‘experts’ on the
limitations of the age, nor by a narrow view of the diversity of taxa that made
it through the Jurassic-Cretaceous extinction. Not all ichthyosaur workers
might find it so easy to move on with this very necessary paradigm shift, being
‘stuck in the past’ very much as Malawania’s
skeletal anatomy was.
At
left, Malawania, the Jurassic-style Cretaceous ichthyosaur from Iraq;
at
right, fellow Jurassic extinction survivor
Acamptonectes.
Illustrations by Robert Nicholls (www.paleocreations.com);
colouring by C. M. Kosemen (www.cmkosemen.com).
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Tuesday, 12 February 2013
Happy landings
As well as being the anniversary of Charles Darwin's birthday, February the twelfth is the 66th anniversary of the fall of the Sikhote-Alin meteorite.
It was a big fall; an estimated 30 tons have been recovered so far from what is probably a total mass of at least twice that. Despite the landing being in a remote expanse of Russian taiga - the Sikhote-Alin mountains in Primorye, Siberia - the fall was so big, bright and noisy that it was seen from as far away as 300km. A trail of smoke and vapour, miles long, was left across the sky for hours.
As meteorites go, it's nothing special. A course octahedrite, mostly iron with about 6% nickel, small amounts of cobalt, sulphur and phosphorous, and some traces of rarer things. But as a commercial meteorite, it's been an industry standard for quite some time. As it fell, it burst into a shower of twisted, blackened metal, peppering the forest with a spray of craters. The little, gnarled chunks of space iron fit most people's image of a meteorite far more neatly than, say, a dull, stony chondrite, and have provided an affordable stock line for shops like mine to put on our shelves. The price has been going up for a while as it becomes harder to come by. I'm sure there will be a supply for a while yet, though. Hope so.
Here's a nice short film put out by the Soviet government about the initial expedition to recover the material, take pictures, and get all scientific about it. добро пожаловать!
It was a big fall; an estimated 30 tons have been recovered so far from what is probably a total mass of at least twice that. Despite the landing being in a remote expanse of Russian taiga - the Sikhote-Alin mountains in Primorye, Siberia - the fall was so big, bright and noisy that it was seen from as far away as 300km. A trail of smoke and vapour, miles long, was left across the sky for hours.
As meteorites go, it's nothing special. A course octahedrite, mostly iron with about 6% nickel, small amounts of cobalt, sulphur and phosphorous, and some traces of rarer things. But as a commercial meteorite, it's been an industry standard for quite some time. As it fell, it burst into a shower of twisted, blackened metal, peppering the forest with a spray of craters. The little, gnarled chunks of space iron fit most people's image of a meteorite far more neatly than, say, a dull, stony chondrite, and have provided an affordable stock line for shops like mine to put on our shelves. The price has been going up for a while as it becomes harder to come by. I'm sure there will be a supply for a while yet, though. Hope so.
Here's a nice short film put out by the Soviet government about the initial expedition to recover the material, take pictures, and get all scientific about it. добро пожаловать!
Wednesday, 9 January 2013
Mr Leeds’ Blood-Biting Super-Predator: Recognition, After a Hundred Years.
The report of a new ‘super-predator’ – a carnivore
well-adapted to feeding on prey as large or even larger than itself – in the
fossil record is not particularly rare as a news story.
However, this week’s publication in the Journal of Systematic
Palaeontology, revealing the oldest known metriorhynchid (marine crocodile)
super-predator, is surprising because it was recovered from the Middle Jurassic
Oxford Clay. Many hundreds of specimens
of marine crocodiles are known from this ancient seabed sediment, and they have
been recovered from an area of just under 50 square miles around Peterborough on a large-scale basis for
almost 150 years, courtesy of collectors like Alfred Nicholson Leeds (1847-1917). You might think that after so many years of
fossil hunters searching through the Oxford Clay as it was exposed by
excavators digging the clay for bricks, all the truly large animals from the
ecosystem of that Middle Jurassic sea would have been found by now. And yet in the 21st century it is
still possible to find the fossilised remains of previously undiscovered genera
– from bony fish over 2m long to crocodiles greater than 3m in
length.
It is worthwhile noting that the type specimen of this
newly-described genus and species, excavated by Alfred Leeds between 1907 and
1909, was already regarded by Leeds as being
something special, prior to his death in August 1917. Leeds worked
closely with Charles W. Andrews on the material for the lavishly-illustrated
A Descriptive Catalogue of the Marine Reptiles of the Oxford Clay. It was published in two volumes - part one in 1910 dealing with the ichthyosaurs and
plesiosaurs, and part two in 1913 dealing with the pliosaurs and crocodiles. Although throughout his career he refused to
formally publish or be a co-author, his anatomical opinion was clearly highly
respected by Andrews and other scientists that published on Leeds ’
collection. In private correspondence, Leeds gently rebuked Bill Smellie for creating a new
plesiosaur taxon Apractocleidus out of one of his specimens, pointing out –
long before the true advent of palaeopathology - that in his opinion this was
simply an old or diseased individual of the plesiosaur Cryptoclidus. With the passing of time, Leeds ’
opinion was proved correct.
After the first batch of Alfred’s collection was sold to the
British Museum
(now the Natural History Museum London), Leeds
started a catalogue of his specimens, logging date of discovery,
pit number and the depth at which they were found in the pit. He also recorded their fate – whether sold to
a museum or to the Bonn dealer Stürtz, a regular
house-guest in the Leeds family home of
Eyebury – and identified the specimens, where possible, down to species
level. As someone who had handled so
many thousands of marine reptile bones, he was intimately familiar with their
variations and could confidently attribute them to a given species – his understanding
of anatomy perhaps reflecting his unfulfilled desire to study to become a
medical doctor.
The 670 mm long right lower jaw of the holotype of Tyrannoneustes lythrodectikos. Photograph courtesy of Mark Young |
The journey that was begun around a hundred years ago by
Alfred flagging up this specimen as not fitting within the recognised species
of Metriorhynchus is completed with this week’s publication of the full
description of the fossil as a new taxon in the Journal of Systematic
Palaeontology. In that spirit, we as
authors recognised his contribution, and his first priority as a worker that
correctly identified this animal as a taxonomic anomaly, by giving him a
co-authorship when this paper was first submitted to the journal. The reviewers – in my opinion, quite wrongly
– disagreed with this, and insisted that we removed his name from the
authorship. The inclusion of posthumous
authors on scientific works that have entirely separately been picked up and
finished by other workers is far from without precedent, and it is a shame that
the journal has not seen fit to let Alfred Leeds receive some small recognition
for the huge contribution that he as a collector made to the science of
vertebrate palaeontology. Again, it is
worth noting that this would not have been the traditional authorship
recognition of a collector, whereby a collector is simply rewarded for
discovery of a specimen through being included as an author on the scientific
description: this would have been acknowledging his anatomical expertise, and his
recognition of a new taxon.
Andrews’ second volume of A Descriptive Catalogue of the
Marine Reptiles of the Oxford Clay came out in 1913, and amongst the
crocodiles therein was his suite of new Metriorhynchus species based on
Alfred Leeds’ specimens. For decades
afterwards he was recognised as the authority on these animals, the first
serious revision only being undertaken by Susan Adams-Tresman in the mid 1980s. This week’s publication serves as a fitting opportunity
to belatedly and publicly recognise that, even in the time of Charles Andrews,
there was perhaps one man that knew and understood the variety of different
marine crocodiles present in the Oxford Clay, better than he.
Guest post by Jeff Liston, Co-Author, Yunnan Key Laboratory for Palaeobiology, Yunnan University, Kunming, Yunnan Province, People’s Republic of China.
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